I've Gotta Bad Feeling About This

Hey, my name is Dustin,


Welcome to my life.

awesomedigitalart:

CRAZY GAME NIGHT by einlee

kpoptrollogy:

proper way to eat pizza

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cupcakers:

I am laughing so hard at this

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battledad:

corradocoia:

lifemadesimple:

Healthy Food Replacements

A great idea to cut down on calories next time the urge to snack arrives.

Pending: Part two

Not sure what a cacao nib is, but it looks delicious.

Okay gonna debunk all of these right now:

  1. Quinoa, more like qui-that-unlocks-your-bowels-noa.
  2. Mustard is what ketchup tells its kids about to scare them into being good condiments
  3. You can’t mix whisky with tea
  4. I’m kinda cool with replacing vegetables because fuck vegetables and your dentist
  5. Greek yogurt?  More like geek yogurt.  Hit the gym, do some weights, maybe kiss a girl.  Geez.
  6. What the shit is a crouton?
  7. First off they’re called crisps, watch BBC once in a while, secondly who wants to eat air?  If I wanted to eat air I’d breathe.
  8. Coconuts don’t even MAKE flour, they make milk and bad guys in Donkey Kong go away.
  9. Stevia?  Fucking STEVIA?  Dude I’d tell you about stevia but spoilers for anyone who hasn’t finished Breaking Bad yet.
  10. I was gonna write something about cacao nibs but instead I spent the last couple of minutes laughing at nibs.  Nibs.  Classic.

Boom nutrition.  Fuck the world.

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chadwys:

An Alpine Landscape With Color Barspaint on found painting and frame, 2014Chad Wys (web/tumblr/fb/society6)

chadwys:

An Alpine Landscape With Color Bars
paint on found painting and frame, 2014
Chad Wys (web/tumblr/fb/society6)

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drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

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photojojo:

Besides cats, there’s nothing more commonly photographed than sunsets. In spite of that, Bing Wright manages to capture them in a truly unique way. 

In “Broken Mirror/Evening Sky,” Wright photographs the reflections of magnificent sunsets on shattered mirrors. 

Sunsets As Seen Through Shattered Mirrors

via Colossal

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